I thought of this last night. I do not know if this is a joke or a satire. I have no idea whether this is funny or it is the opposite — I will get the ire of some women who will read this instead.
Whatever this might be, whether you laugh or you hate me, there is only one way to find out. That is, to share this story with you here. Besides, many of the posts that I am keeping on hold are mostly rants. So I guess this is much better (???).
Here it goes.
The husband and the wife were talking before going to sleep.
Wife: Who cares about me?
Husband: You Do.
Wife: Who cares about you?
Husband: You do.
The wife somewhat irritated from the husband’s reply, got out of bed and off to the bathroom, she went. She never expected that her husband would say that. “OMG, after all these years, he never told me that he cared about me ha! He will see.” she murmured.
While trying to keep her temper from rising, she looked at the mirror and saw herself. “Gosh, I was never this beautiful before. Yeah, I looked terrible when I married him.” With that, she calmed down a bit. Thoughts came rushing to her brain cells.
Who cares about me: I DO.
Who has his fortune: I DO.
Who spends his money: I DO.
Who cares about him: I DO.
Oh yes, I DO!
Minutes later, she came out of the bathroom happy and singing. She went back to bed and whispered softy to her husband’s ear.
Wife: Honey, I do really care about you.
Husband: I told you, you do.
If you find this funny or interesting and you find me, I’ll buy you a diamond ring. Is this fair enough?
What do you think?
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