That WOeMAN who burned the nest

Kung sakaling nakalimutan po ninyo, exactly a year ago this month, many of us raised our fingers that increased Internet bandwidth and traffic, went Wild and MAD and spoke a different language all because of one heck of a woman who burned the nest, and made all OFW’s and some Pinoy bloggers balut!

And few days later, after we became balut, the people behind ABS-CBN’s ANC program “Media in Focus” or I must say media out of focus hosted by Che Che Lazaro, realized that what we did was something and that we were more than a bunch of baluts. But it was not realistic enough to picture balut as something else because balut can’t harm anyone and as such, that one heck of a woman could be somewhere having a good time. So, it must be something awesome or terrifying and it was. That woman who burned the nest then claimed she was getting death threats and therefore, the baluts must be considered as MOBS!

Then the MOBS lynched the woman who burned the nest. It was perfect! The story was complete and the Media Out of Focus, I mean the show, only needed an eye-catching sub-titles to get the message across and make it clearer.  And oh, there must be two bloggers whose only purpose is to let the viewers know who the baluts are.

They then decided that the sub-titles be “Lynch Mob” and “Mobs Rule!” and it must be interchanged after few minutes. Yes, the play on the sub-titles was executed well and you were right! They displayed these lines without question marks. Gets mo?

I will never forget that woman whose name I do not want to mention, kahit na I’ve got a good number of hits dito sa blog ko for the post i made about her. Also, that Media out of Focus show – I will always remember how they made a Mob out of balut. Napakasakit yata Kuya Eddie, they toasted my French fry, este pride pala.

Anyhow, just in case you meet that lady somewhere, here is one good idea I got from Vagabond’s post:

And by the way, It’s ok to holler at your friend sitting 10 rows back on board any airlines and it’s fine too to put on the stinkiest body spray. And if Malu Fernandez faints because of it just step over her but make sure you apologize in English, ok?

Good luck fellow bloggers and OFW’s este MOBS pala!

Note: Ito po ay magulong entry. Pasensya na, kulang po sa tulog.

11 Responses to “That WOeMAN who burned the nest”


  1. 1 anoba August 15, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Punctuation mark may mean a lot of things ha?

    Now i know what i must do just in case i saw her. If i speak japanese after doing what vagavond suggested (step over her), do you think she would understand?

    I guess I should stick to using the english as suggested with a japanese accent. ha ha ha

    me says, just don’t tell her bakero!

  2. 2 bw August 18, 2008 at 3:22 am

    “Apologize to her in English”… mahirap yun🙂

    Well, I heard she’s back writing colums again? Is it true? If it is, the Lynch Mob didn’t do their job right🙂

    me says, if she’s back, i guess yes, mobs failed. that proves that mobs were just media creation. ha ha ha

  3. 3 romelettedj August 19, 2008 at 4:33 am

    and not to forget that’s how i end up linking your blog and vice versa.

    me says, oo nga.

  4. 4 romelettedj August 19, 2008 at 4:37 am

    pahabol, this past couple of weeks for some reason i cannot comprehend..lol…i was racking my brain for her name. but i really can’t recall. ayan tamang tama entry mo. i remembered na. haha!

    me says, ha ha ha.

  5. 5 Jayred August 19, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    You must be talking about my journalist-cousin’s ‘officemate.’

    myepinoy says, which one? that lady who burned the nest or the lady whose blog I quoted…. ha ha ha

  6. 6 bobang pinay August 20, 2008 at 5:31 am

    Kahit ano pa ang sabihin nila…masarap ang balut,sabi ko nga sa mga amo ko e..dadala ako ng balut dito paguwi ko ng pinas lol!

    pag nakasalubong ko yang mga tumawag sa atin ng balut…ito lang sasabihin ko:

    “pisting yawa! malis alis kayo sa harapan ko at naalibadbaran ako.”

    lol!

    myepinoy says, ay naku, delikado pala ako. kasi sabi ko dito they made us baluts…. lol

  7. 7 bingskee August 20, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    ha ha step over her… parang nai-imagine ko ang senaryo. at ang paghingi ng sorry in English ha ha hilarious. i did not join the melee that time. nakibasa na lang.. at naaliw.

    me says, oo nga.

  8. 8 bobang pinay August 21, 2008 at 6:53 am

    hehehehe bakit masarap na balut ka ba? mga masasarap lang delikado sa kin lol!

    bakit nag iingay na naman ba ang mga sosyal at mukhang narevive ang isyu dito sa blog mo lol!

    myepinoy says, penoy balut lang ako. bakit naman delikado ang masasarap sa yo?

    mukhang narevive ang isyu dito sa blog mo“, wala lang naalala ko lang. ha ha ha

  9. 9 bobang pinay August 22, 2008 at 5:35 am

    syempre, kapag masarap kinakain ko lol!

    ahhh nagrereminisce ka pala lol! buti di mo naalala si ninoy lol!

    me says, true ka dyan. about ninoy, meron na ako entry dati at dami ng visitors these past few days so yon na yon.
    ito i-click mo The Filipino is worth dying for.

    sa present situation, sometimes nga I wonder kung true pa rin ang statement na ito… is it?

  10. 10 Jayred September 1, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Myepinoy says, which one? that lady who burned the nest or the lady whose blog I quoted…. ha ha ha

    My answer: The ‘nest burner.’

    me says, ha ha ha… no more question from me. I settled for the “nest burner.”

  11. 11 annamanila September 5, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Oh, has it been a year? I remember but was groping for the name .. until you mentioned towards the end. it really demonstrated the power of bloggers di ba? I hope the woeman learned her lessons well.


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