Kung sakaling nakalimutan po ninyo, exactly a year ago this month, many of us raised our fingers that increased Internet bandwidth and traffic, went Wild and MAD and spoke a different language all because of one heck of a woman who burned the nest, and made all OFW’s and some Pinoy bloggers balut!
And few days later, after we became balut, the people behind ABS-CBN’s ANC program “Media in Focus” or I must say media out of focus hosted by Che Che Lazaro, realized that what we did was something and that we were more than a bunch of baluts. But it was not realistic enough to picture balut as something else because balut can’t harm anyone and as such, that one heck of a woman could be somewhere having a good time. So, it must be something awesome or terrifying and it was. That woman who burned the nest then claimed she was getting death threats and therefore, the baluts must be considered as MOBS!
Then the MOBS lynched the woman who burned the nest. It was perfect! The story was complete and the Media Out of Focus, I mean the show, only needed an eye-catching sub-titles to get the message across and make it clearer. And oh, there must be two bloggers whose only purpose is to let the viewers know who the baluts are.
They then decided that the sub-titles be “Lynch Mob” and “Mobs Rule!” and it must be interchanged after few minutes. Yes, the play on the sub-titles was executed well and you were right! They displayed these lines without question marks. Gets mo?
I will never forget that woman whose name I do not want to mention, kahit na I’ve got a good number of hits dito sa blog ko for the post i made about her. Also, that Media out of Focus show – I will always remember how they made a Mob out of balut. Napakasakit yata Kuya Eddie, they toasted my French fry, este pride pala.
Anyhow, just in case you meet that lady somewhere, here is one good idea I got from Vagabond’s post:
And by the way, It’s ok to holler at your friend sitting 10 rows back on board any airlines and it’s fine too to put on the stinkiest body spray. And if Malu Fernandez faints because of it just step over her but make sure you apologize in English, ok?
Good luck fellow bloggers and OFW’s este MOBS pala!
Note: Ito po ay magulong entry. Pasensya na, kulang po sa tulog.