WTF: Gods Must Be Crazy

If you are not yet tired of following the news in Philippines, you are most likely reading a lot about Con Ass and the political ambitions of the so-called “Pinoy Politicos” in the coming May 2010 elections.

Which, if you are not one of the cohorts and or not within the circle of friends of these so-called “Pinoy Politicos” and if your frame of mind is in order, you are mostly likely to shout, “What the fuck is going on in our country?!”

And why not coconut?

Out of the million Filipinos, only few persons or families have somehow managed to be elected on and on and on. The sad thing is that many good ones are never recognized, most often than not, they were just given a very small chance and then, they just fade away in thin air. And so, choosing between the most evil and the lesser evil to “pwede na” has become the norm for the majority of Pinoys. For some I guess, this is  rather painful but a necessary action; they just have to get on with it. (WTF).

And as the 2010 elections come closer, two fucking (great) familiar Pinoys, the hybrids of the older generation trapos and two among the  many worst political figures that our crazy democracy has ever produced, are intending or are rumored to run for public office, again. Think of it as “reinventing themselves”.


She is the president of this country for nine years. For her, the strings of controversy and scandal that came up during her rule are not enough because she considers them as nothing but just political trickery of those who opposes her which she consistently denied with the usual answer,  “show me the poop” (transparency? what kind of animal is that?  forget it!). While many think she is guilty and does not deserve a second in that office, she is lucky enough to hold on there until today.

Having that luck and presumably the thought that fate and some kind of divine intervention brought her there for a purpose, she got the feeling that she must remain there forever at all cost and no matter what. She, without a doubt, still believes that she can still do much (damage I guess) for this crazy country. Her bloated ego belies her small size; it goes beyond the nerve of most people I know in the country they so-called Philippines.

Although the general rule as of now is to stay mum about her plans, the loud noise coming from the p-sycophants who benefited the most from her are loud and clear, “Let’s Gloria on till Congress comes!


After many years of not making a movie, he believes that the May 2010 election is a very good opportunity to re-launch his stalled career as an actor. He finds the role of a president of this crazy country best suited for him as he once portrayed this role before, until the so-called People Power 2 sometime in 2001 terminated his promising career and landed him in number 10 together with Marcos (number 2) on the sphere of the other famous people.

And why not coconut?

He, as he claimed, has an undying love for the masa. He is a tough nut with cracks in the head. When he speaks, most pinoys start cracking their heads too. He, after leaving Malacanang and years of living outside of it and, years without functioning as one, still claims that he is the president of this crazy republic. As everyone knows, he was kicked-out by another nut who convicted him of plunder but later made him an ex-convict because she, the nut who took his place pardoned him.

Supported by another set of p-sycophants, he is now ready to shoot and his eyes are set for another crack in the presidency.

With loud voices, his supporters say, “Weather Weather lang yan, Erap, Erap, here we go again!

The possibility of these two NUTS being elected, she-nut in the lower house and he-nut in the highest office, is not remote for the simple reason that majority of the Pinoys who will support and who will vote for them are the same people who have been fooled once and who are still willing to be fooled again and many times over. I guess they love history so much. They want it to repeat itself, ASAP.

Thus, this early, I am saying to myself, gods must be really crazy.

But perhaps, the gods are not really crazy. Perhaps, it is only the majority of Pinoys who are damn stupid despite having the free will, the capacity to think and to vote. Perhaps, the gods are no longer  interested in us;  majority of Pinoys forget them, they shifted their affections to their candidates.  Perhaps, the  gods are not watching us anymore;   prior to, during and after elections, the Philippines is transformed into a country of the dumb, the dammed, and the doomed, and the majority of Pinoys simply love elections to the max.

At the end, I just hope that gods will not give up on us. I hope that the gods will not say, ‘What the Fuck! Bring Marcos back to life!

Damn, mahirap bang intindihin ito!

12 Responses to “WTF: Gods Must Be Crazy”

  1. 1 jerk June 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    gods are intelligent. they allow us to learn from our mistakes but we are nuts. we easily forget our mistakes and we never learn.

    On the other hand the trapos are always watching. they learn fast. they know that majority of pinoys are nuts and they love it. di ba ‘majority rules’ sa democracy?

    wtf is really going on in the philippines!?

  2. 2 Jayred June 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I heard about this bad news. What is happening in the Philippines??? The nerve of these two thick-skinned politicians. No wonder, nothing good is happening in our beloved land. Sad. Really sad.

  3. 3 myepinoy June 26, 2009 at 5:08 pm


    Hope Pinoys become wiser this time around. If not, it will be over and over and over again. walang katapusan, walang pagbabago. And they must assert themselves and let those guys be accountable.


    most of these trapos are sobra-sobra sa kapal ng mukha. the funny thing is majority of Pinoys, in a way, allowed them.

    Sana, mamulat na ang mga mata ng karamihan ng Pinoys. Ang tanong, papaano kung marami eh nagbubulag-bulagan o walang pakiaalam?

  4. 4 bw June 27, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    If Erap runs for president again, having convicted of plunder, it is a great shame for the Pinoy as a people. There is no justification for a convicted thief to hold the highest office in the land. Kung magyaring umupo ulit is Erap, siguro I will have to start denying na Pinoy-Canadaian ako dahil sobrang kahihiyan na ang mararmdaman ko 😦

  5. 5 myepinoy June 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm


    I agree with you.

    I still have that lingering shame after that money laundering seminar I attended years ago where marcos and erap are part of the slide presentations – the ten most corrupt leaders.

    Ang karamihan talaga ng mga Pinoys, di yata nag-iisip o baliw na dahil sa kahirapan.

  6. 6 sexymom June 30, 2009 at 3:55 am

    i really cannot find an explanation to this–ano man ang gawin ko, dahil if erap runs for president again, chances are, he will win. and if gms wishes to remain in power, she will.

    napakababaw ng pinoy, hanggang wowowee na lang ba talaga? pipila, makikipagpatayan (at may mga namatay di ba?)para lang makasali just to join, pero when it comes to the good of the nation, walang pakialam, walang concern, kanya kanya na lang. parang individual survival na lang–thinking of the now only.

    alam na alam ng ating mg leaders ang ugali ng pinoy, that is why they are capitalizing on this to keep power in their hands.

    but hope springs eternal, sana may isang leader who can bring us out of all this, yung ending statement mo, sana hindi na lang ‘What the Fuck! Bring Marcos back to life!’

    sana naging “Fuck them all–bring back Ninoy to life!”

  7. 7 myepinoy June 30, 2009 at 11:16 am


    Both Estrada and Arroyo are playing a guessing game.

    Absolutely! Fuck them all! Bring back Ninoy to life!

  8. 8 bing June 30, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    as i’ve written in an article, ‘It is undeniably beyond belief how President Gloria Arroyo holds on to her confidence that the nation will rise with her governance…’

    isama mo na si Erap na tipong nagpapakipot pa e obvious naman na kating-kati tumakbo ulit.

    so frustrating really.. i can’t blame while some pinoys abroad denounce their being Pinoy..

  9. 9 myepinoy July 2, 2009 at 12:40 pm


    it is really so frustrating.

  10. 10 July 11, 2013 at 9:18 am

    hey ! Je souffle mes 37 bougies dans un mois .
    Je porte le joli nom de Trinette.
    je fais un stage de astrophysicienne . il parait que
    je suis curieuse.

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