What if? Welcome to my nightmare!

Welcome to my bangungot and to yours also if you want to see the Philippines pushed to or lead into hell for another six more years after May 2010. And that’s going to be another long year to prepare us for hell aside from the last nine years that are nearly over.

Although there is a song about beautiful nightmare, yours or  mine, I presume  is NOT.  Or maybe,  I  alone is the only one  who is really having a terrible nightmare because of the limited capacity of my (small and unstable) brain,


Bakit nga ba Pinoy? Sagutin mo!

What if I have a brain as big as the moon but then I am just really stupid? who cares? right?

What if, she, who lusts for power is like a woman who gets her orgasm by thinking of someone else other than the man she makes love to? Some ordinary women admitted to having their orgasms faked out a few or several times, what more for a woman who was able to put up all those never seen before schemes and scams that she, for nearly nine years got away with at ease, leaving most of us crazy while she, enjoys everything, the reason why she wants to be there forever.

What if, he, the poor son who is a billionaire now really forged an alliance with the woman who had her chest enhanced and was reportedly fixed recently because it was leaking? What if both the poor son and the woman HAD a pak with the devil and made a vow to protect each others back? What if her man now is just a front man and her man really is the poor boy-once?

What if,  he, the front man who vows to protect the woman who had her chest enhanced which recently  malfunctioned (it leaked)  and subsequently fixed,  suddenly makes a significant movement upward? What if, she, the woman is actually holding two balls este two birds at one time? As you can see the woman has all the cards close to her chest that she can play anytime she wants. Likewise, lest we forget, she holds the key to the vast resources of this poor country, the pawns, the clowns, the dogs and everything in between, whom she can send forth, anytime of the day, rain or shine, come hell or high water and even floodwater.

What if,  he, the son, then the reluctant one who accepted the call to act as the savior of this naghihingalong bansa, who assumes leadership of the yellow, the black and white,  and the other happy back rider armies that will go to the imagined battle of the good and evil is not really the capable one???

What if, he, the son of his father and mother who does not know who he really is, is clear to win but then the woman who has her cards close to her chest (that was enhanced and was reportedly fixed recently because it leaked), suddenly ordered her minions to make the automated election fail, which, to me, as days go near may 2010, becomes a very real possibility.  Just listen closely to what the guy who Melo-ws out due to old age and his friends were talking about. These guys, in a subtle way, have been sending indirect messages about something easily achievable; a fail scenario from full-automated election to partially automated one to manual to failure of election and to no election.

What if, then as day follows night and or suddenly during the sunny day, it becomes night because the energy man with a name  written as Angst-ie so declared as early as last year that on may 10, 2010, a nationwide power outage is going to happen?

What if,  he, the son of his father and mother who does not know who he really is wins but suddenly one or two guys or groups were asked by the woman who had her chest repaired due to leaks, to file protests on the ground that the son is just a ghost, mentally incapable because he is mongoloid or he is single?  Presidency is a job that needs a first lady or first gentleman who can help him rob a country and entertain the people? Right?

What if,  he, the son of his father and mother who does not know who he really is and the son who claimed to be poor once decided to slug it out turning the yellow and the orange to some kind of a stinky and muddy colored environment, the aftermath of which makes the peps from the so-called class d to z to lose their hearts on both, rekindle their long lost love to the guy who is the number 3 on the survey, and, that on may 2010, they all agree that indeed Erap para sa mahirap (UMINTINDI) is really for them. And why not, the guy is a good actor (may famas awards sya di ba), he is a nut who could make them laugh. As such he could create an great illusion  (pag may erap may ginhawafriends ko in whispers) that all’s well in the forsaken land if he is allowed to lead them once more against the rich and the powerful who put them down, abused them and sent most of them to jail at their whims.  What a mutual bond they could relate to at the same level and title of  ‘Kosa”, an ex-convict by fate or by own doing.

What if, the Basic Laws of Human Stupidity applies to us and he, Carlo M. Cipolla is right on his theoretical presumption that states:

In a country which is moving downhill, the fraction of stupid people is still equal to s; however in the remaining population one notices among those in power an alarming proliferation of the bandits with overtones of stupidity (sub-area B2 of quadrant B in figure 3) and among those not in power an equally alarming growth in the number of helpless individuals (are H in basic graph, fig. 1). Such change in the composition of the non-stupid population inevitably strengthens the destructive power of the s fraction and makes decline a certainty. And the country goes to Hell.

O damn nightmares I have. There are still many running my small brain.

For now, I just wish that Manny Pacquiao fights Mayweather. I believe that it will be up to him to pac everyone else and slow down the roll of the Philippines to hell by just a day. In addition, if he is willing, he must fight everyday for a year. At least that saves us some 365 days roll to hell.

Dito na lang muna,  naguguluhan na rin ako sa blog post na ito. (LOL) !!!

Think about this:

A politician thinks of the next election – a statesman, of the next generation.

5 Responses to “What if? Welcome to my nightmare!”

  1. 1 bing February 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    nightmare nga!

    naku naman, rolly! baka di ako makatulog neto. di kinaya ng small brain ko!

  2. 2 bw February 14, 2010 at 6:04 pm


    Ang most logical sagot ko dito without batting an eyelash ay – sapagkat tayo ay luko-luko ! hahaha 🙂

  3. 3 Major Tom February 14, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    Scary propositions here bro…i just hope we get the better end of the deal this time, we’ve been so much in the dump for so long now,don’t we deserve to go up when there’s nowhere else to go downward? I just wish.

  4. 4 myepinoy July 1, 2010 at 10:08 am

    @bing ha ha ha

    @bw korek

    @major we hope

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