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De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da Is All Your Politicians Want To Say to You

They are MEANINGLESS but you simply believed them.

Last night I was in the airport to pick my kumpare who is going back to reality. Going back to reality because his vacation in Manila is over. lol

As I was waiting for him to come out from the door of the airport, I was seated with a young Filipino couple.

The wife holds their sleepy young son. The boy’s head is comfortably rested in his mother’s right shoulder while the father lovingly brushes his hair.

The sleepy boy then lifted his head and turned to his father, “Yes baby, sleep ka pa ha. Lolo is not coming out yet,” said the father.

The door opens. The father stands up to check whether the Lolo is among the passengers. As he sits down, the young kid extends his hand to his father saying, “de dodo.”

For us Pinoys, we know what that means – he is hungry and he needs his milk.

Early in the moning today, I was watching a youtube video of Sting live in Manila. And mind you, what the boy has just said is exactly the song which I googled the lyrics so I can sing along with.

Poets, priests and poiticians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no one’s jamming their transmission
‘Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you.

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you

De do do do, de da da da
They’re meaningless and all that’s true

What I just saw in the airport made me realize that:

The song is not meaningless.

Between the boy and the father, the ‘de do do, da da da ‘ means so much more than asking the father a milk. It is a language of love.

For the Kupal politicians the ‘the de do do’ is not really meaningless when said eloquently. It spells magic.

For the even more kupal pinoy voters, the “de do do’ means so much more than a lovely song heard from ibong Adarna. It is a language of doom. No common sense needed. No logic required.

As we leave the airport, my mind still sings;

de do do, de da da.

I just wish that the boy grew up as Jose Rizal expected him to be – the future of our mother land.

de do do, de da da, nagrereklamo ka pero sila pa rin ang ininoboto mo. de do do, de da da, is al i want to say to you.

de do do do, de da da da, they’re meaningless and all that’s true.

de do do do, de da da da, gamitin mo ang yong common sense, di ka na baby is all i want to say to you.

lol

ASWANG, PULITIKO at BOTANTE

Noong isang araw, napanood ko ang isang episode ng Juan Dela Cruz, palabas sa Channel 2.

Ang sabi ng isang karakter na tumutugis sa mga aswang, “Hwag kang matakot sa mga aswang kung malakas ang kanilang atungal dahil malayo pa sila. Matakot ka kung tahimik o di na sila maingay kasi nasa paligid na sila at handa nang umatake.”

Sa ngayon, panahon nang eleksyon, di ba ganon din ang nangyayari? Habang nagngangapanya pa lang, halos buong barangay ay nabubulabog sa atungal na gawa ng mga PULITIKO. Ngunit, kapag nahalal na, napakatahimik at halos wala ka nang marinig sa kanila.

Sa mga botante, dapat ninyong tandaan; totoong dapat kayong matakot kung ang iniluklok ninyo sa pwesto ay nanahimik na. Tulad nang binaggit ng karakter sa palabas na Juan dela Cruz, matakot kayo kung tahimik at wala ng ingay ang mga aswang dahil nasa paligid na sila, handa nang umtake at lamunin ang biktima.

Kaya ngayon pa lang, kilatising mabuti, mag isip-isip at gamitin ang sentido kumon kung sino ang pagkakatiwalaan ninyo nang inyong napakahalagang BOTO. Dangan kasi, baka aswang imbes na tunay na lingkod bayan ang inyong maipwesto.

Kayo rin, baka maubos ang inyong lamang loob. LOL

May nagtanong, papaano daw ba malalaman kung aswang at di tunay na lingkod bayan ang tumatakbo? Aba, kayo ang makakasagot nyan? Hangga ngayon ba di pa alam ang mga aswang at tunay na lingkod bayan? NAMAN!!

HALer! Magpatuka ka na lang kaya sa King Cobra o kaya, Ipakain mo na lang ang sarili sa buwaya! At least magkakaroon ka ng silbi sa earth.

LOL!

— Sulating walang kwenta, Abril 5, 2013


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